農曆新年將至, 各位家庭主婦係咪已經忙到一頭煙?
" Pinky! 快些拿毛筆出來, 我地要寫揮春啦, 媽咪要看看你手毛筆字有無進步.
媽咪負責寫...新年快樂, 龍馬精神, 大吉大利, 財源滾滾, 虎年旺盛....
你負責寫...青春常註, 學業進步, 出入平安, 減肥成功, 笑口常開."
Pinky 用牠的嘴巴咬緊支毛筆, 把毛筆揮動著, 蹲下來的姿勢, 盡顯功駕十足.
15 分鐘後.....
"Pinky, 寫完哪, 被媽咪看過.."
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"哈, 叫你寫 "青春常註" , 你寫 "童孔巨乳" ?? "
Pinky : "媽咪, 青春常註, OUT左喇, 依家我個個狗友都希望好似d
o靚模一樣, 擁有孩童面孔和魔鬼身材."
Pinky 媽 : " Pinky, 未發育的小朋友係唔會有魔鬼身材的!根據人體
正常比例, 22寸腰, 不可能有36D 胸的, 除非做出來, 做人要腳踏實
地, 面對現實, 明唔明?"
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接著...
學業進步... 改為 "學業升呢" .
減肥成功....改為 " 瘦身成功"
出入平安....改為 "潛水平安"
笑口常開...改變 "常笑爆嘴"
Pinky : 媽咪, 呢d 未就係新一代 "2000後" 潮童的揮春囉!
Pinky -ma , " You got your point. Pinky-ma 十卜(support) you!
咁新年你想食乜啊? "
Pinky , " 我想食雪糕 blar 啊呀!"
Pinky-ma. " What? 雪糕 blar...??"
哈哈!多謝!我又上咗一課潮語堂,唔係同香港阿女溝通時就覺得佢阿媽我 火 羅 爆!
回覆刪除[版主回覆02/08/2010 11:41:00]如果唔上網學下潮語, 真係怕返香港時唔識同人溝通.
Your content always make me " 常笑爆嘴" here...ARIGATOU!!!! Of course I'll capture many snap from Hokkaido & share with you! Remember leave more more comment hor!
回覆刪除[版主回覆02/09/2010 09:26:00]Ha Ha, I love to write articles in a humour style to entertain my friends and myself. Sure lah, I ll leave you comments about your trip. So excited!
你d揮春好潮丫, 睇到我O咀
回覆刪除[版主回覆02/09/2010 09:27:00]幽默一下, 大家看到開心就好了!
哈哈我都同cat lover一樣, 上左一課潮語呢哈哈
回覆刪除我新年時見到我表妹D動作同你up的video一樣咁誇呀